He Doesn’t Even Play Water Polo

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I’M SLIDING THE SCALE INTO MY BACKPACK and Kelly is looking at the bag of coke in her hand like it’s a crystal ball when I say, I guess there’s a snowstorm on the forecast, which isn’t remotely funny. I don’t even know why I said it. Kelly peeks at me over the baggie and laughs. Cackles, actually. Head back, shoulders bouncing. I’m thinking No way she thought that was funny when she stops mid-cackle, goes stone-faced and looks me right in the eyes. Good one, she says, voice flat, then bounces her eyebrows just once, like they’re testing out a trampoline.

I think I’m in love with this girl. The thought reveals itself like it’s been hiding behind a lamp in my brain’s living room. I think I’m in love with Kelly.

That’s me, I say. Mr. Funny Guy. I stand and stumble toward the door, cheeks hot, desperate to get out before I do anything else weird.

Wait, she says. I turn. Four twenties sit between her index and middle finger. This wasn’t a gift, was it?

I grab the cash, give her a weird little head nod and dip out.

The whole walk home I think about all the times I’ve sold to Kelly, how I always get excited when she texts me to pick up and how I feel jittery when I leave her apartment. I realize I’ve got, like, a middle school infatuation, but have been pretending I don’t because she’s a client.

I say it out loud to make it

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